Alice In InternetLand – A Holiday Fable

(loosely inspired by Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, commonly called Alice in Wonderland. This was written by Lewis Carroll in 1865.)

Alice Liddell has now taken over as CEO of the mid-sized company her father founded over 25 years ago. The company is LewCar and it provides automobile leasing services for corporations. She’s still in the office on Friday evening. As is often the case, she’s the last to leave. The company’s sales are satisfactory but she feels they could do so much better. They now have a website, as was recommended by a consultant, Charles Lutwidge, but it still doesn’t seem to be doing much for them. What more can they do? She closes her eyes and tries to focus on the possibilities.

Down the Rabbit-Hole

Suddenly she feels as if she is LewCar, the virtual being of the website, and she is floating through space. She sees a distinguished business man who is struggling to see her clearly. Miraculously she expands without knowing quite how. She feels a little distorted but realizes that he can see her better. Hopefully, she has made a good impression.

Suddenly, she floats onward. Someone is looking at her through some small hand-held device, apparently called a Raspberry. She finds it tough to compress herself into that small screen but she somehow manages. The Raspberry’s owner seems to see her just fine and they seem to have communicated. This (cyber)space is very challenging with different folk wanting her to expand or contract. How can she handle these challenges? What else may be lurking in this unfamiliar space?

Advice from a Caterpillar

With no one to ask, she floats onwards, apparently at light speed. Suddenly she sees a huge caterpillar sitting on an enormous mushroom. The caterpillar asks, “Who are you?”
“LewCar”, Alice replies, “Who are you?”
The caterpillar says his name is Jakob.
“What’s the best way of communicating with people here?” asks Alice.
Jakob replies, “You’ve got to make sure that people find it easy to know what you’re about and then can easily find the information they’re looking for. It’s called being user-friendly.”
Alice wonders whether a caterpillar can really know anything about communication but she says thank-you anyway and zooms onwards.

Meet the White Rabbit

Suddenly she sees a White Rabbit moving at great speed and with great purpose. Alice catches up with the White Rabbit and asks him how she should meet people in this strange and immense space. The White Rabbit says that, unless the Queen knows her, it’s unlikely other people will find her.
“Which Queen is that?” asks Alice.
Queen GOOG“, says the White Rabbit.
“Isn’t there a king? Wouldn’t he be important too?” says Alice.
“There is King MSFT” replies the White Rabbit. “He is important but the Queen is more important.”
“So where do I find the Queen?” asks Alice.
“You don’t.” replies the White Rabbit. “She finds you.”
“I can’t wait for that. Can you take me to where she lives?”
“She lives at the top of that mountain.” says the White Rabbit. “Follow me” .. and he races off.

The Queen’s Croquet-Ground

The White Rabbit and Alice dash to the top of the mountain. There is quite a view from here over the whole surrounding plains. Incredibly there are hosts of people involved in all sorts of interesting pastimes. They find Queen GOOG on a croquet-ground playing the strangest croquet-game imaginable. However what really gets Alice’s attention are the hundreds and hundreds of small furry animals rushing around.
“What are those furry animals?” asks Alice.
“They’re called BoTs.” replies the White Rabbit.
“That’s a funny name.”
“Well it’s short for Badgers of Text.” says the White Rabbit.
“So how can I get the Queen to notice me?” asks Alice.
“You don’t. That’s what the BoTs do. They’re quite amazing. They zoom around all over the place looking for websites like your LewCar website. When they find one, they badger it. They’re really looking for information so that’s why they’ve been specially bred to rapidly absorb any text that they see on a website. Surprisingly they ignore any images that may be there so their ‘view’ of a website is very different from how human beings would see it. However that’s how Queen GOOG likes it. If enough BoTs report back favourably on the LewCar website, then Queen GOOG will recognize LewCar. Once Queen GOOG knows about you, then she has ways of spreading the word. You’ll soon find that lots of other people feel that Queen GOOG knows what she’s talking about.”
“Well that’s all very well.” replies Alice. “However I don’t have time for that. Let’s go over and you can introduce me.”
As she heads towards Queen GOOG, suddenly everything goes black.

Back To Earth

Alice wakes with a start. Has she been asleep? Here she is: still at her desk. Has it all been a dream? Was cyberspace really like that? It was almost as crazy and unworldly as that Wonderland she once visited when she was a small girl.

Alice thinks again about the website they made. They had instructed the graphic designer to just make an electronic version of their attractive sales brochure. If cyberspace was really so different, how could she be sure that this sales brochure would work well.

Would it work with people viewing it in different ways? Would people easily find the information they were looking for? How would the BoTs view it? What would they take back to Queen GOOG? What would the Queen think? Would she let people know about it? Monday morning first thing, she’ll begin to get her people checking out all these questions. Perhaps this will be the way to get the sales growth she so much wants.

Footnotes: For those who may have missed the significance of some of the imagery. Jakob Nielsen is a renowned world expert on Usability. MSFT is the SEC symbol for Microsoft and GOOG is the symbol for Google. The Google Head Office is situated at Mountain View CA in the heart of Silicon Valley. Search engines use robots or spiders to collect information on websites and this name is sometimes shortened to bots.


Those who prefer the original version can find the full Alice In Wonderland book published as part of Project Gutenberg.

“Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” was written by Lewis Carroll. This was the pen-name of Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, who wrote the book in 1865. He based the character, Alice, on Alice Liddell, one of the daughters of the Dean of Christchurch College, Oxford. Dodgson was a Mathematics Lecturer at this College.

May we wish Happy Holidays to all our readers and Best Wishes for 2006.

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The Internet – Tidal Wave Or Grassroots Movement

Bill Gates (Microsoft) and Vint Cerf (Google), both industry heavyweights, have likened the Internet to a tidal wave. That analogy certainly works well in pointing out the explosive opportunities. Another analogy may well illustrate an even more important aspect of the dynamics of Internet growth.

This is a phrase used by Ray Ozzie (Microsoft): grassroots activity. This concept has even received support from Condoleezza Rice, the US Secretary of State in a letter she wrote to the European Union on the role of ICANN. ICANN is the non-profit US-based organization that governs the allocation of Internet domain names.

Grassroots might suggest some weak effort without obvious support. However when a lot of grassroots get together, it can be one of the most powerful and resilient agents of change. That’s the driving force behind the Grassroots Leadership movement. One fine proponent of that is the Grassroots Leadership organization run by Mike Abrashoff, who was the Commander of the USS Benfold. This ship was awarded the USS Arizona Battleship Memorial Trophy, reflecting superior performance in combat readiness and battle efficiency for the years 2003 and 2004.

Andy Cap

One thing that grassroots leaders have is a keen sense of reality. When Shell Oil was embracing the grassroots leadership theme, they used the expression ‘the workers at the coalface’. The front line troops are not insulated by layers of staff from the realities of the market place. Which is a roundabout way of introducing the gentleman now appearing in the heading of this blog. He’s very much grassroots, down to earth you might say. Indeed although he is fictional, he is probably the best-known resident of my birthplace, Hartlepool, in England. For those who don’t know him already his name is Andy Capp. You can get more details by clicking on his image. He first appeared in a cartoon in the Daily Mirror in 1957 and he’s still going strong around the world. You can even find him in the Washington Post.

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Condoleezza Rice Supports Internet Grassroots Activities

There are some interesting insights on the Internet in documents that were probably not intended for public consumption. In a Financial Times article entitled The Microsoft memos revealed, Ray Ozzie, Chief Technology Officer for Microsoft, was commenting on the grassroots activity that is becoming an important slice of the Internet. He saw this as a competitive element that Microsoft must adapt to.

Now we see the other side of this discussion. The Register reveals a letter from Condoleezza Rice, US Secretary of State, addressed to the EU as represented by the Right Honourable Jack Straw MP, UK Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs. She was writing to support the continued role of ICANN, the US-based non-profit organization that rules over the Internet. She was strongly suggesting that there was no need for any other body as had been mooted by the European Union. The US view won out at the World Summit on the Information Society (WSIS) meeting held in Tunisia in November.

Two sentences in her letter are of particular interest.

The Internet will reach its full potential as a medium and facilitator for global economic expansion and development in an environment free from burdensome intergovernmental oversight and control. The success of the Internet lies in its inherently decentralized nature, with the most significant growth taking place at the outer edges of the network through innovative new applications and services.

That sounds like strong support for those grassroots activities and it comes from a very high authority.

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How Usable Is Your Website?

So who might ask, “How Usable Is Your Website?” It’s probably not visitors to your website since most will not know what the word Usable means. They vote with their mouse. They either stay a little while or click they’ve disappeared. Perhaps if you’re a website owner, you’re not even sure what the question means.

Perhaps you might be surprised to hear that on November 3rd this year, the world celebrated the first World Usability Day. Around the world many people were trying to make sure that many more people would know what Usability means. However unfortunately it seems that it was mostly people who know what Usability means talking to other people who already knew what Usability meant. Here in Montreal, it was difficult to find any World Usability Day celebrations since they were all happening in Quebec City at the Intracom2005 conference for IT professionals who likely knew about Usability.

Usability is concerned with how well things work for their users. For websites, it measures the ease with which visitors can achieve what they want to do when they visit your website. It’s a very important subject. The Canadian Marketing Association featured an article on their website within the past month that addresses this subject. It’s called How Usable Is Your Website? Tara O’Doherty of Cossette is the author, and I became aware of it in that fine blog that Mitch Joel writes. It includes a detailed questionnaire of all the elements that a usable website should have. The content is excellent and very complete. The only small addition is that websites should appear correctly in the Mozilla Firefox browser as well since this is used by an increasing proportion of Internet users. The questionnaire is too complex for most website owners, but they certainly should insist that their website designers understand the questionnaire and build websites that score well on all factors.

Unfortunately it is still only a minority of web designers who understand these principles and build websites that are usable. There are so many websites that fail miserably. A very high-profile example of this was showcased on World Usability Day in an Open Letter to the Disney Store UK. This was written by Molly E. Holzschlag of the Web Standards Project (WaSP). The Web Standards Project is a grassroots coalition fighting for standards that ensure simple, affordable access to web technologies for all. In other words, websites should work for most visitors. This includes accessibility for those who may need slightly bigger text or some other accommodation to make their website viewing more satisfactory. The UK is farther along this road than North America. However it should be a no-brainer to make sure that as many visitors to a website as possible can enjoy the experience. Who knows they may even buy something when they visit a usable website so it should be a win/win situation.

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Montreal Climate Change Conference November 2005

The Montreal Climate Change Conference will be held from November 28 to December 9, 2005 at the Palais des congr?s. It is expected to draw more than 10,000 government leaders, scientists, journalists and observers from around the globe. More than 150 countries have signed the Kyoto Protocol. This commits 38 industrialized countries to specific reduction targets for the 2008 – 2012 period. The U.S. is not a signatory.

This affects everyone and it is heartening here in Canada to see that business leaders are picking up their responsibilities. The Executive Forum On Climate Change channels their efforts to put emphasis on these important initiatives. Yesterday the Executive Forum unveiled an open letter to Prime Minister Paul Martin. This invites other businesses to join the corporate call-to-action. There is now a growing recognition that the problem of greenhouse gas emissions isn’t going to go away or solve itself. That’s why the British Prime Minister Tony Blair made it a top priority for Britain’s 2005 G8 presidency.

Hopefully this major conference on Climate Change in Montreal will help promote a strong global response to the challenge.

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